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[ March's voicemail message will be the standard sort for a while, and expect replies from him to be slow/strange as he tries to understand this Modern Age.

TEXT | AUDIO | VIDEO | ACTION | MURDEROUS LOVE LETTERS ]

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[restingstitchface]

Put me into Room 101, if you would.

[1984 is a treasured novel for the AGES, ok. What a terrible shame it is that modern society has removed all symbolism from what's essentially a torture room.]

[idesof]

[Guess who died before that yearbook came out? Enlighten him with a copy later, please.]

Certainly! Room 101 is all yours whenever you decide to make the move. It's empty now, in fact.

[restingstitchface]

[He is always happy to encourage reading!]

I see. [Eager. He doesn't answer for a short while.] Sensible. I'll unearth some attendants to move my possessions. Now, your establishment provides bacon at breakfast, I take it?

[Room service. Say yes and it's SOLD.]

[idesof]

There is a continental breakfast offered. If you'd like something specific, all you'd need do is request it. You could have it brought to your room if you'd prefer solitude.

[James has been wolfing down offal dishes like nobody's business, bacon ain't a problem.]

[restingstitchface]

[So not only is he getting a biblophile's room, he's getting personalized room service? BRILLIANT.]

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. [Blissful solitude.] Thank you.

[idesof]

[Just wait til he meets the family. Everyone has a killer time at the Castile, do not text it except to those who will appreciate it.]

You're most welcome. [He's already thinking of how to plan a proper "welcome to your new murder home" greeting oh boy oh boy maybe another date with Sally??? One day Countess will be jealous (no she won't).] Do you have any idea what day we should expect you to move in with us, Doctor Crane?

[restingstitchface]

I aim to be completely relocated by the 31st, if that answers your question? I am not a man bound by sentimentality.

[Just sadism and fear. Lots and lots of fear.]

[idesof]

Understood. We'll leave the room vacant so you can move in at your leisure. Any other requests?

[restingstitchface]

None. I am primarily concerned with having a smooth transition. I wish to work in silence once I arrive. I trust that will not be too difficult for you?

[Not that his actual work shall be silent... oops?]

[idesof]

Not at all. I also enjoy silence while I work. You will be informed of any major events that may result in noise as soon as they are booked.

[Some bitch yelling and crying and begging as you build a wall around her? Use handkerchief as a gag, naturally.]

[restingstitchface]

I appreciate the honesty. Perhaps I might set up a small laboratory in my office and keep myself away from such things. Most of the compounds I make are quite safe for humans.

[Let him tell you about science, old boy. And how good it is for removing all traces of people who don't respect you.]

[idesof]

[Is it something better than soaking them in acid pits and lye????????????????????????????? THERE ARE BETTER THINGS THAN THAT??????????????????????????]

Good idea. A man can always rely on his work when all else fails him.

[restingstitchface]

[It's better to kill the human being that body was. Make them so unremarkable that they just disappear.

Still. If you must? Better to use a base than an acid. A base can only dissolve through most non-metals, whereas-

Isn't it good having a chemist in the house?]

That is true. I'll be over in the morning.

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[Yes, good.]

Splendid. I will see to it that bacon is prepared with the rest of breakfast. Until then, Doctor Crane.