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[idesof]

[ March's voicemail message will be the standard sort for a while, and expect replies from him to be slow/strange as he tries to understand this Modern Age.

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[brushoff]

He is. [ and don't mind Dorian, just gonna keep on bitching. ] Every time we run into each other, we get into a fight of some sort. He's absolutely insufferable and is willing to walk all over people and burn all sorts of bridges if he thinks he knows best.

[idesof]

["I have a problem," is what that translates to in March's mind. "I have a thorn in my side named Miles Edgeworth, a typical abuser of his legal authority." What's to be done about that? He's heard of imPort durability, but there are other ways to deal with thorns. Locking them up and out of sight has done wonders in the past.

The scheming never stops.]

He hasn't burned the right bridge yet, then, if he's still running about being a terror.

[Ha ha.]

[brushoff]

He hasn't burned enough bridges, [ said with a scowl. Is it obvious how much Dorian hates Miles? Because he really does. ]

I'd love to see him knocked down a peg or two.

[idesof]

[Everyone should hate the law t b h]

Understandably so. He'll cross a bridge that burns him in return sooner rather than later, I'm sure.

[brushoff]

[ Dorian lets out a small huff, scowling still. ]

And I hope I'm there to watch when it happens.

[idesof]

Do you? [He's far too amused by this to be serious about burning bridges with Miles Edgeworth, definitely just friendly hypotheticals.] I'd think you should prefer to be removed in the case of anything happening to this lawman you've a justified [geddit] dislike of. That way, there is no tie to you. He swallows his just desserts and you can bask without having any other lawmen sniff around for your involvement.

[brushoff]

[ those hypotheticals aren't sounding too much like hypotheticals in Dorian's book. ]

In that case, I hope I'm there to watch the aftermath.

[idesof]

[One of the reasons he likes Dorian so, so much.]

As you should. You deserve that.

[brushoff]

After all the shit he's put Toby through, we deserve that and so much more. [ and it's then at this point that Dorian realizes wait, you're talking about yourself too much. ]

Sorry about letting all this out on you, by the way.

[idesof]

Oh, no! No, no, Dorian, nothing to apologize for! You've given me information that may very well be crucial at a later date and hopefully felt some relief in your chest and atop your shoulders at the same time. [The way he says it all, it sounds more like he's thanking Dorian for a favor. Because he totally is.] Necessary for your wedding, too. Knowing the names of those who are not to be let in is part of the process. It should be a joyous day for you and your Tobias. Anyone who could compromise that won't find welcoming open doors.

[brushoff]

[ Okay see Dorian's a little worried here because that sounds a TAD threatening? But let's be real, he's okay with that. ]

Acting as a bouncer, I assume?

[idesof]

Far more sensible than hiring someone for the task, don't you think?

[brushoff]

Oh, most definitely! After all, you know the place better than anyone else.

[idesof]

Glad you understand. [And isn't pointing out that March is a tiny, tiny man. Good on Dorian.] If you'd like to discuss more about arrangements, decor, and the like, you're welcome to stop by and do so. I'm here more often than not.

[brushoff]

I think I'll stop by...mmm, sometime later this week, then? Perhaps in the evening.

[idesof]

Splendid. I'll set aside a bottle of wine until then.

[brushoff]

You really are too kind to me, [ said with a little laugh and a grin. ]

[idesof]

I've no reason to be any other way with you, Dorian! [For now, at least. Hopefully forever because he does quite like Dorian.] I'll see you soon.