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[ March's voicemail message will be the standard sort for a while, and expect replies from him to be slow/strange as he tries to understand this Modern Age.

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I have! [Which is all he's going to say on Crane for the moment, simple confirmation.] Something happened between the two of them?

[Note to self: find his new masked buddy later and ask about Miles.]

[slightlyoffchilt]

You could say that, yes. [A beat.] A few of us have been victimized by Jonathan Crane. His sole expertise is fear -- you can imagine how someone with a one-track mind and a severe lack of empathy could hurt people.

That's what he did to Miles.

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[A few of us—that's curious, very curious. Is he using "us" in a general sense or something personal? He wants to know, damn it! But Chilton isn't readily offering, so he'll just store it away. For a rainy, bloody day in the future.]

That is tragic. [Low, morose tones befitting a man who finds the suffering of others absolutely The Worst. It's an easy card to play.] More so for him to be confined to the same world as his tormentor who isn't confined at all, wouldn't you think? Back in my day we didn't have any of these lengthy imprisonments or probation or reduced sentences for good behavior. If you were found guilty for a major crime, you were hanged.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I doubt many would protest Crane being hanged, but as you've rightly pointed out -- such wouldn't do. And not merely because we can be resurrected from death. You'd think that a lifelong sentence would do just as well for the man, but I imagine our government hosts see more value in active imPorts.

No matter the costs.

[Hope the NSA isn't listening.]

Miles hasn't had the easiest time coping with the post-traumatic stress of his torture, no.

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[The NSA is always listening, Nickelback says so.]

You say we can be resurrected from death. So then is there no certain guarantee of the process? This resurrection does not always happen? I must admit when I first heard of it, I thought it unbelievable! Too good to be true.

[Too awful to be true, in his case, but eh. Tomato tomahto. Pardon him taking a side road off Miles but this is stuff a monstrous serial killer needs to know...and fortunately it's just weird and unheard of enough to appeal to anyone who's from a world where the dead stay dead.

Unless they're in a crazy evil hotel, of course. Tomato tomahto.]

[slightlyoffchilt]

I have known individuals who have died and were not resurrected, yes. Typically they were murdered.

[More a correlation than a causation, but the gory detail added contextual spectacle.]

But I suppose most imPorts die violently. Once even Dorian Gray was killed by a toilet.

[Still funny.]

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[Oho, that's some good information there. Yes sirree that is good news for ~the first serial killer~ God bless Frederick Chilton. But then he goes and says that, which draws March up short for a few, confused seconds. Cautiously, trying to make sense of this:]

...a toilet given sentience?

[slightlyoffchilt]

More or less. It was a magical experience.

[Quite literally, it was Billy Kaplan's magic in flux. Surely not foreshadow for anything else, no indeed.]

Gave Gray more than a mere flush, I can say that.

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[Another pause follows.]

I've heard of many unpleasant deaths in my day, but never one so shitty. Pardon my French.

[Pardon his French and not his horrible joke, yes, priorities are in order with this man.]

[slightlyoffchilt]

[Chilton, of course, is delighted.]

I'm shocked he hasn't mentioned this to you.

[So shocked.]

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Dorian and I usually have lighter discussion. [Other people suffering = lighter discussion. Your own suffering = dark and terrible times. Though something almost dreamy floats into March's tone when he says Dorian's name. That Dorian, sure is a charmer, wonder who he's taking to the school dance, he could have anyone he wanted, oh that Dorian...] Are the two of you friends? Will you be attending his wedding?

[slightlyoffchilt]

[A beat. He took note of that enamored tone.]

I haven't decided yet, actually. I do like his soon-to-be spouse, however.

[Tobias. A patient.]

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Tobias is a sweet boy. [Perhaps to balance out Dorian's salt??] If you attend, you attend, and I'd be delighted. If not, I'll see you for Lord Baelish's affair. We've a busy month ahead of us, you and I.

[slightlyoffchilt]

We do indeed.

I look forward to speaking with you again, James.

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And I you, Frederick. I'll set aside a bottle of wine until then.

[Because drinking alone is just sad and drinking together makes eventual murder bonds easier to accomplish. Everyone wins here. But especially the Frederick Chilton of the future.]