ic contact

[idesof]

[ March's voicemail message will be the standard sort for a while, and expect replies from him to be slow/strange as he tries to understand this Modern Age.

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[brushoff]

[ LIFE IS SHIT AND WILL GRAHAM IS SHIT AND EXPLAINING ORGANS IS SHIT so Dorian decides to just not deal with all of that for a moment and brag. hey March, guess what, guess what, he married.

He sends March a selfie, Dorian smiling up a storm with his left hand splayed in front of his face...and yes indeed, that is a ring on his ring finger, somebody's hitched. ]

Big ceremony will come later—Toby & I just wanted to get legal nonsense out of the way first. Make it official.

[idesof]

[when is will graham not shit

His reply isn't immediate, but it's not a garbled mess. Someone can be taught!]

Congratulations! Are you off honeymooning?

[brushoff]

We're going to postpone the honeymoon for a bit later—after we get the official ceremony straightened out, of course.

[idesof]

So I've still time to pick a fitting gift. Understood!

[brushoff]

You don't have to worry about a gift, James. Letting us have use of your hotel for the actual ceremony's gift enough.

[idesof]

Dorian, please. I'm not worried. I already know what to get you both.

[brushoff]

Wait, you do? What is it?

[ that is not how gifts work. ]

[idesof]

You'll see.

[brushoff]

Keeping me in suspense! I like it!

[idesof]

What else are friends for! Give my regards to your beloved as well, won't you?

[brushoff]

I shall do!

[idesof]

Splendid. I'm happy for you both and hope to see you soon. But not too soon.

[because just married = lots of choking sex obvs]

[brushoff]

Trust us, we're going to spend PLENTY OF TIME enjoying the perks married life has to offer.

[ sooooo much sex ]

[idesof]

As it should be. Do let me know if you need anything in the meantime.

[like bail money for sooooo much sex in the wrong place maybe, or murder, he isn't going to judge]

[brushoff]

I'll drop you a text if something comes up—I doubt it will, though.

[ just gonna sex it up on like every piece of furniture. ]

[idesof]

I hope you're right. [unless murder is involved] Congratulations again, Dorian. Have a wonderful time with your husband.

[brushoff]

Oh I definitely shall!