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[idesof]

[ March's voicemail message will be the standard sort for a while, and expect replies from him to be slow/strange as he tries to understand this Modern Age.

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[idesof]

There is one man in this city who's been banned from several hotels. He has a horrible habit of setting the laundry on fire, you see. He's said he couldn't control it, no one had given him any briefing on how to control it, none of this was his fault. He was the talk of all of us in the hospitality industry. So when he came here, I had hopes he sought help. This was not the case. He was quite mad, and a little drunk, and he tried very hard to set myself and all the furniture in the lobby on fire. His skills aren't quite skilled yet. He managed to singe my jacket and a cushion and see himself shown out.

[Normally March might seek that guy out for tutelage in the art of being a shit; here, he sees a much better use for him. RIP, tiny dragon.]

He can't be too difficult to find, just a few calls away.

[flowerette]

He sounds like a fine candidate.

[ Oh, the smirk in her voice is audible. ]

Do you happen to have an image of him? Security camera footage or anything, really. I promised Frederick I would show him what my attacker looks like. I have a device that allows thoughts to be seen on screen, you see. A gift from the departed and much improved Tony Stark. But I can put off actually doing it until you can arrange for me to see this guy.

[idesof]

We do have cameras! It's customary. Legalities, you know. Rules and regulations there for the good of the people. Or so they say. I'll go through what we have and send you along any and all of him I can find. How do you like that?

[She isn't the only one smirking; it's easy to do things away from the cameras. Easier still to not even show up on them unless he really wants to. Wanna fuck with someone's head? Just watch ghost murder palace security footage.

He's gonna ask more about this device later; for now, business calls.]

[flowerette]

That sounds perfect. I knew I could count on you. With any luck, we'll see Frederick flourish and blossom before our very eyes. Because when he does kill, [ not IF but WHEN ] he will need someone there to comfort him through it. Someone to assure him that he doesn't need to worry about moralities and ethics. Someone to convince him to do it again...

[idesof]

[Raina is speaking his language, and in her voice it sends jolts through him that are borderline arousing. This is still business but. Sounds quite like business he's also in love with. Whoops!]

Indeed he will. He'll have that from both you and I and more. Takes a village! [Some of that audible heart eyes diminishes.] Have you met Sally? The clever girl who favors animal print? She and I make a rather good team assuring folks with potential, if I do say so myself. And encouraging them to do exactly what it is they were meant to. It's dangerous, you know, keeping all that potential inside instead of sharing it. Would be for his best to let it out. We know that well.

[flowerette]

I've seen her.

[ Raina had not acquainted herself with the woman. She was too busy being judgy over her tacky animal print and sad, sad appearance. But....Raina supposes if she could help. ]

If you vouch for her, then I trust your opinion. And Frederick certainly could use a bit of help coming out of his shell. He does have a few more positive influences. Ones we will need to keep in mind as they could potentially undo the good we've done for him.

[idesof]

Don't you worry, dear. If ever your Frederick seems to be swaying, you send him here. We will fix him right up. Treat him like one of our own. You are welcome as well, of course. Always welcome. The more black hearts within these walls the better, I say.

[the more murderous the merrier]

[flowerette]

Of course.

I do very much look forward to seeing how this all plays out, James. We should have a drink sometime. Toast to our success.

[idesof]

I agree. I'd be very much honored to have a drink alongside you, Raina. I'll make certain to squirrel away something from our stores.

[One of those fine wines he'd reserve for Countess, even. Ooh la la.]

I'll be sending you along what you need as soon as I can find it—shall I bid you a good night and sweet dreams, dear?

[because it will take him some time to figure out how to do anything camera-related that isn't "make himself impossible to be seen on cameras" THAT IS REAL COMMITMENT]

[flowerette]

Mmm.

[ She makes a sound of affirmation at his farewell. So sweet and pleasant this murderous James Patrick March is! ]

The same to you, my partner in crime.

[ Not a malicious crime, of course. This is only a love crime. ]